Coming even sooner!
I think I am actually equipped to provide these services sooner rather than later since they're just in my brain
Tarot Reading
$50.00 $30.00
DISCLAIMER: I do not have the ability of extrasensory perception outside of my own intuition (an ability which we have all been blessed with!). I've just been privileged enough to have been to a hell of a lot of therapy and I also enjoy symbolism, making shit up, and helping people. Maybe whatever falls out of my mouth will fall into your ears for a reason, knowmsayin? PREREQUISITE: You tell me what you hope to get out of the reading and tell me a little bit about why you're seeking it. I reserve the right to decline (and will totally give you your money back). (Wow I guess why would anyone pay for this without knowing...? I'll have to come up with a better system for booking services LOL) idk anyway if you're seeking something I can't give you or am not comfortable entertaining then we shouldn't do a reading together.
Spreadsheet Consultation
$30.00 $20.00
I have been known to make some pretty multi-functional spreadsheets. I honestly love it I'm such a weirdo about it, if you're reading this, just know - I want to make you a spreadsheet. Dream big because the sky's the limit - the example to the left includes a custom script that adapts the data for my boss' preferred workflow which exists outside of Google Sheets.
Knitting Project Consultation/Lessons
$20.00 $10.00
I can't write a knitting pattern for EVERYTHING but I could probably help you navigate something you're trying to make, like if you want to try a new technique or maybe want to take on a project with a more advanced skill level than you feel ready for, or you're working on something and getting stuck. and could definitely get you going on the basics.
BinauraLab Donation
$15.00
For every $15 I get donated to this, I'll work on developing this app for one hour. How do actual web devs fund their projects in this situation? Idk anyway I've been developing an app for iOS for creating your own binaural beats by playing one assignable sine wave in one ear and another in the other, and you can adjust the delta value to encourage certain mental states*** based on the delta value. It's a functional tool right now that I can run on my own phone but I would like to put more work into it before shipping it, though if you contact me and are interested in using the beta version, we can work something out! I would love people's input on it. Current ideas for features: - An "about the science" popup that you can donate to make it go away and unlock the fun features maybe? Free vs paid but not ads just the popup? - simple audio visualizer perhaps? - a pedalboard so you can turn your two sine waves into an ambient track so you're not just... listening to two sine waves... as I sometimes do... listen I'm trying to focus okay don't judge me - UI skins in a really HTML kind of way ***the science is still out in some ways on the effectiveness of binaural beats on stimulating certain electrical patterns in the brain, which is why it's BinauraLab you know? because we're just being our own lab rats here